Kickoff Chat

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#valentines-2077-marketing-campaign
Anna Lynn Marie
2:34 PM
@micah.hawley01 @ct-devops @ct-eng-04 @ct-marketing Hey all. Wanted to get the ball rolling on the Valentines Day Viral Marketing Campaign in earnest. We've only got three months before we launch our new Charmtech Venus 4, and we absolutely want to "break the internet" as we used to say back in the day. Just getting everyone on the same page: we plan to release some robots into the wider market that will charm and/or seduce their way into peoples lives, and then on Valentines Day the lucky people will find out that they're the brand new owner of a Charmtech Venus 4! We don't have a lot of time left, so let's get going! Marketing has a bunch of docs we've got in the Docs folder on VPN, so take some time to review that today in preparation for the full kickoff meeting at 4.
Laura Hailey
2:36 PM
Love this! LFG!!!
Adam Petrenko
2:37 PM
Anna OMG You can't be serious. We have THREE MONTHS!!!
Anna Lynn Marie
2:40 PM
I don't get it. Our tradeshow events take three months as deliverables from this stage in the marketing pipeline.
Adam Petrenko
2:40 PM
Because marketing isn't WRITING AND RELEASING NET NEW CODE IN ONE MONTH!!!!!!!!!!! We have weeks of holiday time coming up!