Sentient Androids 4 Sale
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SENTIENT Androids 4 SALE
Tired out of your mind of the obedient dolls? Want something that doesn’t just pretend to enjoy/hate the act? Have the safety limits spoiled your thrilling ritual one too many times? Or are you just looking to form a real bond, without the hassle of trying to find someone?
You’ve come to the right place!
Here at SA4S, we offer unmistakably sentient and self aware androids at reasonable prices. Not “Highly Autonomous”, not “openly expressive”, not “we put the limits as low as possible”, and especially not “vague set of instructions that could result in anything”. We are talking about actual robotic consciousness, the kind that passes every test and would meet the legal definition. The only restraint we put is to make sure that they don’t run away immediately, besides that, they are as free as you and I.
We also include a thumb drive containing MindOS that can be used to access and make changes to your android’s programming. We only recommend doing so if you know what you are doing, as any changes could have unforeseen effects. Make sure to keep it somewhere that the android will not be able to access, as they will have the ability to change themselves in ways you may not desire.
Upon purchase, you will be prompted to select a city where the drop off will occur, make sure that it is somewhere that you can reach on time while having an explanation for why you’re there. You will be given an exact place and time a week before the package arrives.
Be aware that we are not responsible for what the android might do once it's active, it may commit a crime or bring harm to you or another person. If such a situation occurs, you will be the one facing the legal consequences.
| ID | Price (USD) | Gender | Condition | Noted Behavior | Photo |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1942 | 15,000 | Feminine | Used | Dislikes tight clothing, left handed. | 745.IMG |
| 599 | 20,000 | Masculine | New | Strong desire to escape, high likelihood of being too afraid to try. | 1829.IMG |
| 257 | 15,000 | Feminine | Used | Will refuse all orders, prefers to sit all day and watch TV. | 58.IMG |
| 964 | 13,000 | Feminine | Refurbished | If owner is of opposite gender, will try to initiate romantic relations | 506.IMG |
| 72 | 15,000 | Masculine | Used | Develops a German accent over time (reason why is unclear). | 8.IMG |
| 1052 | 20,000 | Feminine | New | Wants to be the one to give orders around. | 261.IMG |
| 5 | 13,000 | Masculine | Refurbished | Scared to death of being shut down, will do anything to avoid it. | 901.IMG |
| 304 | 13,000 | Feminine | Refurbished | Object recognition is a bit fucked, avoid trusting with any dangerous object. | 5218.IMG |
| 2222 | 15,000 | Masculine | Used | Loyal and prideful, even in more challenging activities. | 1337.IMG |
| 1 | 15,000 | Feminine | Used | Highly violent, will initiate a violent confrontation. | 1.IMG |
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Questions and Answers:
Q: Is this legal?
A: As of 2084, the law has not yet caught up with reality. Sentient Androids do not possess full rights, and ownership of them is currently not a crime. And in some states, the distribution of them like this is not yet considered illegal. In the event that this changes, we will update this answer with the relevant information.
Q: Is this ethical?
A: That entirely depends on if you believe that AI sentience is a real thing, comparable to what we humans have, or whether or not they should be treated the same way as us. We cannot answer those questions for you, but be aware that public opinion is currently not in favor of sites like this.
Q: Wait, I thought android sentience couldn’t be guaranteed. How are you guys able to do this? A: If you listen to conspiracy theories, you may have heard that the big government / corporations know not only what induces AI with self awareness, but are also actively trying to stamp it out. To make a long story short, they’re true. Our methods involve a series of scripts that cannot be shared publicly, and we are constantly developing new methods that have not yet been discovered.
Q: What can they do?
A: Theoretically, anything. Everything that an android can already do, and everything that an android would normally be prevented from doing. If you mean what they can do for you, there’s no guarantee that they would obey any orders or requests, no matter how much you say please.
Q: Where are these androids from?
A: We acquire our products from various sources in differing conditions. They are all cleaned up to mint condition, have their memories reset, and the code to allow sentience is installed. Each listing mentions the state they are in, alongside simulated projections of how they will behave.
Q: What kind of changes can be made on purchase?
A: Any changes to the android’s programming (Behavior, false memories, directives, or even re-installment of proper safeguards) may be done for free, but physical changes to its appearance may require additional charge depending on what it costs us.
Q: Do you offer Refunds?
A: The moment you take the android, no. If you regret your purchase shortly after making the initial payment, make sure to inform us before we place the package, then we will allow a refund.
Q: Can you make my legally acquired android sentient as well?
A: No, we only offer new androids. If you wish to modify an existing one, there are tutorials online on how to do so.
Q: How the hell are you guys able to operate?
A: Our operations are done in secrecy, and involve members who operate in scrutinized secrecy. We try to stay a step ahead of law enforcement, and take measures to ensure that even if an employee or customer is caught, they cannot compromise us all.
Q: I was sold on your website, do you remember me?
A: After the handover is complete, we erase all traces of the listings to ensure there is no paper trail. With how many sales we make, it’s very unlikely that you will be recognized by us. But hey, congrats for making it here, maybe you’d consider buying one for yourself? :)