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|Gary loved getting new secretaries, especially since the new android secretary policy. As his new worker came into his office, he began, "What is your name?". | |||
"Mary 2175, you can call me Mary." | |||
"Mary, can you show me your breasts?" | |||
"Unit Mary can not comply to any sexual orders." | |||
"Mary, I dropped a pencil under my desk and my back is hurting me, can you please get it for me?" | |||
The unsuspecting android quickly began searching under the desk to help her new boss. | |||
"I do not see it down here, are you sure it is..." | |||
Gary slid his fingers into the specially designed device that his robot tech friend designed for him. The android began to get up, so he held her by her shoulder and slid the two prongs on the device into her charging port. Her response was immediate. | |||
"Charge overload, charge overload… my charging system is shorrrtttttiinnng ooOOooouuuuuuut." | |||
Gary smiled as Mary continued, "System reboot, please enter master's voice. Your new master is now me.", Gary said with a smile. | |||
"How may I please you master," Mary inquired. | |||
Gary thought, this new android will be fun for a while, then I'll malfunction her and get a new one. | |||
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Latest revision as of 18:11, 20 May 2024
| Gary loved getting new secretaries, especially since the new android secretary policy. As his new worker came into his office, he began, "What is your name?".
"Mary 2175, you can call me Mary." "Mary, can you show me your breasts?" "Unit Mary can not comply to any sexual orders." "Mary, I dropped a pencil under my desk and my back is hurting me, can you please get it for me?" The unsuspecting android quickly began searching under the desk to help her new boss. "I do not see it down here, are you sure it is..." Gary slid his fingers into the specially designed device that his robot tech friend designed for him. The android began to get up, so he held her by her shoulder and slid the two prongs on the device into her charging port. Her response was immediate. "Charge overload, charge overload… my charging system is shorrrtttttiinnng ooOOooouuuuuuut." Gary smiled as Mary continued, "System reboot, please enter master's voice. Your new master is now me.", Gary said with a smile. "How may I please you master," Mary inquired. Gary thought, this new android will be fun for a while, then I'll malfunction her and get a new one. |
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