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<div class="fw-subtitle"> <b> [[Brooks693|Featured Artist - May: Brooks693]]
<div class="fw-subtitle"> <b> [[TheThingBelow|Featured Artist - October: TheThingBelow]]
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'''[[Stories/R. Betty Tarrill|R. Betty Tarrill]]'''<br>
'''[[Stories/BA|BA]]'''<br>
Stories: 11
Stories: 45


Story of the week:<br>
Story of the week:<br>
'''[[The First Moment in Her Head]]'''
'''[[Helpline]]'''


<small>View past [[Author of the Month Archive|Author's of the Month]]</small>
<small>View past [[Author of the Month Archive|Author's of the Month]]</small>


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Dying makes me wet.
Brrrrrrrrrrrrr, brrrrrrrrrrrrr……


Brrrrrrrrrrrrr, brrrrrrrrrrrrr……


Because the truth is that I can’t. Well, not in any way you would know. Your life is finite and unpredictable, and when your organic frame expires it’s the end of your world. There’s no bonus round, no chance of reincarnation unless you hang on to some frail and increasingly-distant hope of a benevolent and omnipresent God and his life everlasting. Meanwhile, I’ll be toasting my good health in a series of replacement bodies until kingdom come. I have come to terms with the fact that I am a machine, a true and full composite of artificial parts who looks, acts, and supposedly thinks nominally like a human being. My life outside the home is not out of the ordinary: I see my friends from college for brunch, I maintain a civil relationship with my boss, I’m often out and about with the trendy people. There’s no reason to think I’m anything other than Laura Ettinger, occasionally-famous bartender and gadfly.
“Thank you for calling Syntech Automation Customer Services Department…”


“Oh, hi I…”


When it’s only us, when it’s just me and my husband, everything is different. You have caught us on a more violent night. Some nights all he does is order me to dance. Occasionally he’ll link me up to the wireless and make me do things I otherwise wouldn’t. Once a month or so I’ll wake up with a new personality and indulge him in a very adult version of Let’s Pretend. For him I’ve been everyone from dead pop icons to world-class gymnasts.
“For your convenience, please choose from the following six options…”


“Bugger…”


But tonight was different. Tonight was my choice, and I want it brutal. I want him to show me that I am only a machine. The rules of pain and pleasure do not apply to me. If he does something that breaks my skin, exposes my metal-and-plastic insides, so much the better. One time he grabbed my head and bashed it hard against the sink, wondering what would happen to my teeth if they impacted the porcelain. He dislodged my jaw and cracked one of my optics, and for a moment I looked every bit the stereotype of the malfunctioning android. I stuttered, I looped, I spat error messages at him in a monotone that felt nothing like my own voice.
“For purchasing enquiries or to arrange a viewing please press One. For account enquiries please press two. For scheduled servicing and maintenance please press three. For upgrade enquiries please press four. For technical support please press five. To speak to a…”
 
Beeep!
 
“You have chosen option five, technical support; please choose from the following three options. To report a fault or for warranty enquiries please press one. To request an emergency home call-out please press two. To speak to a technical assistant please press three.”
 
Beeep!
 
“You have chosen option three, please hold to speak to a technical assistant.”
 
…..easy listening…..
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Features New Content Editing
Gallery 10.7.26 - New Chapter: Erntoron - Where Our Journeys Meet Article Drive
Stories 10.1.26 - New Story: Mystery Machines Help
Index of articles 9.17.26 - New Story: Check In (Day 1.0) Sandbox
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Writing Workshop 8.26.26 - New Story: Chilling With Maggie 3 - The Beach Episode New Files



Featured Artist - October: TheThingBelow


Featured Author - October

BA
Stories: 45

Story of the week:
Helpline

View past Author's of the Month

Brrrrrrrrrrrrr, brrrrrrrrrrrrr……

Brrrrrrrrrrrrr, brrrrrrrrrrrrr……

“Thank you for calling Syntech Automation Customer Services Department…”

“Oh, hi I…”

“For your convenience, please choose from the following six options…”

“Bugger…”

“For purchasing enquiries or to arrange a viewing please press One. For account enquiries please press two. For scheduled servicing and maintenance please press three. For upgrade enquiries please press four. For technical support please press five. To speak to a…”

Beeep!

“You have chosen option five, technical support; please choose from the following three options. To report a fault or for warranty enquiries please press one. To request an emergency home call-out please press two. To speak to a technical assistant please press three.”

Beeep!

“You have chosen option three, please hold to speak to a technical assistant.”

…..easy listening…..


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