Breaking a Splash

Breaking a Splash, written with rehashoflife, manip done by rehashoflife

Out of the newest batch of bots that Dr. Wily had hacked, he had definitely spent the least time thinking about Splash Woman, and what to do with her. She had been designed to be an expert swimmer, and her body definitely showed it. Her purpose gave him some trouble though, since she functioned best in the water he couldn’t just leave her in a base to try and defeat Mega Man like all the others. So when he eventually found one with a pool in it, he just stuck her in there and left it at that. He didn’t seem to realize just how disconnected and underdefended that facility was compared to all the others, essentially giving Mega Man a free weapon, even if it would take a long time just for him to get there, defeat her and come back.

Splash Woman herself though, didn’t worry about any of this, or much of anything. When she had originally been hijacked, Wily just gave her the generic script he gave all of them and moved on to the next bot. This left her simply treading water in the middle of her pool, blankly staring at the door, waiting for Mega Man to come through and trigger the rest of the script. It didn’t take much effort on her part, both because her swimming programming was just that good, but also because her assets were so big they almost functioned like life jackets. It was unclear whether that, and the fact she was a girl, was a practical choice, or a reflection of her creator’s loneliness. Her skintight latex swimsuit certainly leaned into the loneliness side, given how it hugged every part of her body.

Eventually a low buzzing could be heard around the facility, and despite Splash Woman’s system registering the sound, her script didn’t give her any room to act on it, so she simply stayed where she was, unaware of anything that wasn’t blue and coming through the front door. It was then when a small swarm of stray hornet drones flew out of one of the vents, seeming lost before diving at the idle bot master in the pool. She remained oblivious and idle as the drones tried to attack her, most of them landing in the water with a sharp snap before any of them could sting her. One of them did get lucky though, somehow managing to fly behind her watertight helmet and onto her exposed circuitry. It searched a little before it found a component that looked important, and stung. The shock fried the hornet, and it dropped into the pool with the others, while for Splash Woman her eyes lost any focus they had left, and her eyelids started blinking erratically. Her arms started making random, jerky motions underwater as her head flew around like a bobblehead, some light smoke curling up and out of it. After a few seconds she stopped, her body just floating there, her bust keeping her above water even with no input. This state of unresponsiveness only lasted for a few seconds, her head twitching as it lifted itself back up to stare in front of her. She didn’t do anything until a quiet snap came from under her helmet, after which she struck a sensual pose and a lustful expression, seemingly not realizing she was still in the water, or that her eyes were as blank and unfocused as ever.

“Oh, hello handsome.”, she spoke directly in front of her, not realizing the door couldn’t respond to her advances. Her voice was surprisingly melodic, almost sounding like she was designed to be able to sing.

“I hav-haven’t seen your face around here before.” she let out a quick giggle as her head quickly twitched to the side. She was clearly having a few minor issues, aside from thinking there was somebody in the room with her. Suddenly, she froze, her head tilted to the side and her arm raised in the air, her hand drooping down like its strings were cut. Her expression went completely blank again, and there were some concerning noises coming from her helmet.

“Alert. I am, Submerged.”, her mouth didn’t even move as she said this, finally making her realize that she was still in the pool. Her head twitched again, and her expression reset to vacant lust like nothing had happened, although now she was swimming to the edge of the pool, doing her absolute best to show off her body to the person she thought was at the door.

The door to the facility suddenly flew open, showing an exhausted Mega Man on the other side. He could barely stand, after running all the way here and fighting through the defenders of this facility. Even with all the other weapons he collected, it hadn’t been easy, and the whole time he had been dreading having to fight yet another bot master…luckily for him though, it didn’t seem like that would be happening, when he saw Splash Woman sensually pulling herself out of the pool right in front of him. She managed to get most of the way out before her blank eyes registered who was in front of her, causing her chest to bounce as she froze mid-motion.

“Main target ‘Mega Man’ detected”, her mouth being immobile once again as her system forced a ‘realization’ that Mega Man had finally reached her. However, he was a very different kind of target now, and once she finally stood out of the pool, her head twitched to the side a couple times before she started strutting towards him, the movements getting as much motion out of her assets as physically possible.

“Hello, ‘Mega Man’, you seem very, sexy, today.”, her melodic voice was now laced with lust, and even in his exhausted state Mega Man could feel a slight attraction start to take hold, especially as she stiffly grabbed her breasts and started rubbing them together. “As you can see, I am also, very, sexy.”

Splash Woman started to rub her hands all over her skintight suit, almost like she didn’t even realize she was wearing it. Her nipples were very obvious, especially since now they were sticking out so hard it almost looked like they could tear it. Her expression hadn’t changed at all, even though she was constantly looking in his general direction her eyes were just as unfocused as before, and somehow all that did was enhance the experience for him even more.

“I bet you don’t see as many, w-women, as sex-ex-exy, as me, hm?” she was stuttering a bit more now, her head twitching and eyelids flickering a bit each time. For his part, Mega Man had barely moved from the doorway, unable to decide on how to react to Splash Woman. On one hand, he had come all this way to fight her, and she seemed to be breaking herself already, but on the other he was feeling something he didn’t fully understand, all he could figure out was that he… liked what he was seeing? He had basically no experience with women besides his sister Roll, and certainly not the kind that Splash Woman was implying. This internal debate, combined with his prior exhaustion, left him unable and unwilling to interfere in her breakdown in any meaningful way, but in Splash Woman’s state, she didn’t even notice.

“Well, baby, what do you, think?” She had struck a sensual pose, hands laying on her hips and putting most of the emphasis on her chest again. Suddenly, her head violently twitched to the side, straining her neck so hard the motors were actually audible. She mindlessly repeated her question, followed by the exact same twitch, but less violently this time.

“What do you, think? *BZZT* What do you, think? *BZZT* What do you-you-you-you-” after a few more repetitions, her voice line caught as a muffled boom came from somewhere inside her, and her back panel flew open so hard it almost came clean off, and the force of it made her body lean sharply forward. Her internals were now out in the open, even if he couldn’t see them from this angle. Splash Woman’s face was even blanker than before, yet somehow managed to look confused at the same time. Her script seemingly tried to reassert itself, her eyes flickering rapidly for a few seconds.

“Warning: Rear panel cover dislocated.” she spoke with none of the melodic lust he had slightly gotten used to, instead sounding like an old text to speech program. Her face remained blank for a few more seconds, before her body twitched once again and straightened up. She wasn’t even facing Mega Man anymore as her sultry gaze returned, her eyelids still blinking erratically, sometimes freezing halfway through their motions.

If it was possible at this point, Splash Woman was more broken and unresponsive now than ever. Her seductive motions were far less coordinated, her face could barely hold its expression, and on top of all that smoke had started to leak out of her mouth again. As she continued to mindlessly gesture to where her body thought Mega Man was, her arms stiffly moved up to her chest and started to fondle it, almost looking like they were trying to resist the orders they were getting. This extra input on her most sensitive area only made everything worse, and her stomach panel flew open, much less violently than her rear one, arcs of electricity running over her exposed internals. Her head started to loop tilting to each side, and a distorted version of her regular, lustful voice came out of her unmoving mouth, thoughtlessly repeating the words she had already said. “...a-as sexy as m- haven’t seen-seen-seen your faaaaaace her-”

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There was yet another bang, this time it came from under her helmet. The smoke only intensified, and Mega Man could hear small parts hitting the ground from her open panels. Her nipples started to glow red, originally a safety feature if a rescue needed emergency lights, but now they were completely useless. Her body completely froze, her hands mid-grope as she blankly stared at the wall in front of her with crossed eyes. It was hard for him to make it out over the crackling and snapping coming from inside her, but he could just barely make out a repeating loop of her voice, saying “I am… sexy… beep I am… sexy…”. He had finally recovered enough of his energy to move, and since she was fully broken now he didn’t have to worry about dealing with her. As he was about to walk out the exit, since he had been given the new weapon due to the bot master being ‘defeated’, he looked back at her smoldering body. That strange feeling from before came back as he weighed his options, letting out an exhausted sigh as he picked her up by her waist, almost blushing as he felt her massive chest rubbing against his back. He was sure that Dr. Light could do some work to get her up and running again, after all he had made her in the first place. He wasn’t looking forward to the walk back though, especially now that he had this extra weight…

It had been about a week since the incident, and since Wily hadn’t tried anything new yet, Mega Man decided to go do something for himself for once. A Karaoke bar had opened down the street from Dr. Light’s lab, and it seemed like as good a place as any to go relax after his latest round of fights. It was around 9 or 10 when he arrived, and found the club was already in full swing. He wasn’t alone though, as he walked in to find a seat he was holding hands with… Splash Woman? It seemed that the blue bomber had fixed her, after her… incident. It obviously took him a bit to do so, and some frustrated maintenance lessons with Dr. Light, but he had finally managed to get her working again. They hadn’t been able to give her a real AI though, so Mega Man decided to just make a ‘perfect girlfriend’ script for her, that way he could act on the feelings she had accidentally awakened in him before. Once they finally found a table and sat down, he grabbed the karaoke list and started flipping through it. For her part, Splash Woman only blankly smiled in his general direction with her head tilted, waiting for some kind of input from her boyfriend. It eventually came when he wrote down some of the songs and slid it over to her. “You can sing these, right?” She blinked quickly before looking back at him, her smile just a bit more genuine than before as she nodded. “Of course, Sweetie. I can, sing these songs.”

Soon enough, it was her turn. Just before she stood up and strutted onto the stage, she whispered “Thank you. Sweetie.” and gave Mega Man his first kiss. She tore up the stage for the next hour and a half, covering songs that ranged from pop, to rock, to opera, even. The blue bomber was blown away at just how good her singing was, even when he remembered that her singing program just put a voice filter over other audio files. She had essentially just turned into a mindless second karaoke machine, and he didn’t want her any other way. Luckily nobody in the crowd seemed to notice though, if anything they seemed to enjoy having a somewhat decent singer on the stage. She was a massive hit, even if she would never really know that. He couldn’t wait to take her back home, and see just how perfect of a girlfriend she was now.