The Android Industry Council

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This is a trilogy of scripts that the lovely and talented Kim Coquette recorded as mp3s for me on NiteFlirt. The recordings are available here.


The Android Industry Council

(Kim 700 speaks in a normal speaking voice unless otherwise marked.)

Kim 700: “Hello Miss Woods, I’m Kim. We spoke earlier today on the phone. Can I come in?”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Thank you. I’m pleased to meet you too. May I sit down?”

Kim 700: “Thanks.”

Kim 700: “Like I said earlier, I’m from the Android Industry Council…”

(pause)

Kim 700: (laughs lightly) “It seems we have a bit of a misunderstanding. You’re thinking of the Android Operating System.”

Kim 700: “The Android Industry Council is a non-profit trade organization that promotes the interests of manufacturers and retailers of humanoid robots.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “No, I’m sorry, I can’t help you with devices running the Android Operating System deployed on your corporate network. But I can show you the benefits of integrating humanoid robot staff into your work force.”

Kim 700: “Do you still have time to talk about that?”

Kim 700: “Wonderful. Well, as I’m sure you are aware, the state of android technology has been advancing by leaps and bounds over the past several years. And with very recent legislation, there has never been a better time for businesses like yours to consider adding androids to their labour supply.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “That’s a good question. And you’ll be happy to hear that the most advanced and full-featured androids available right now are capable of doing virtually anything that a human in an entry-level position can do. Not only that, but it’s a proven fact that just one properly programmed android can replace anywhere from three to seventeen workers on staff.”

(pause, sound of papers being handed over)

Kim 700: “Certainly. I know it sounds too good to be true, so I brought some of our literature and documentation with me. You can also check out our website for more information.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “I think after some review and consideration, you’ll come to the conclusion that many other businesses are coming to - that android staffing is the way of the future.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Of course, any android manufactured today is just as safe to use as your laptop or any other consumer electronic device. The manufacturers in the Android Industry Council all have FCC, CSA, UL, ISO and other applicable certifications.”

(pause)

Kim 700: (lightly giggles) “Sure, the Android Industry Council agrees that the best way to judge any new technology is to sample it up-close and personal. Would you believe me if I told you that you have been talking to an android this entire time?”

(pause)

Kim 700: “I assure you Miss Woods, I am not human. I am an android. A Model 700 manufactured by CyberFem Industries, to be specific.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Yes, I can prove it to you.”

(switch to semi-monotone voice)

Kim 700: “Removing facemask.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Facemask removed.”

(switch to normal speaking voice)

Kim 700: “As you can see now, I am not a person, but an electronic device.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “That is correct. CyberFem Industries Model 700 androids like me are top-of-the-line products, and we contain the very latest advancements in the field of humanoid robotics.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Yes, that is one of the benefits of purchasing a highly-realistic android like me. The more realistic an android is, the better suited it is to functioning in customer-facing roles like reception and retail. It’s even better when you consider that we never get tired or lose our patience. We never make mistakes or need to take breaks.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Sure, I can show you just how realistic I am. I can also point out some flaws where I don’t quite behave realistically human, but please keep in mind that all android manufacturers are continuously striving to improve their products.”

Kim 700: “I need to stand up and remove my blazer, my blouse and my skirt for this demonstration. May I proceed?”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Thank you Miss Woods.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “I need to take those clothes off so you can see more closely the way my body moves. Don’t worry, I’m wearing underwear too.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “You don’t have to worry about that. The ability to dress and to undress is standard programming for every model of android from every manufacturer. Androids need to interact with humans in a human world, so things like that are standard. You can find out about standard programming on our website.”

Kim 700: “Okay, now watch closely as I walk. You will be able to see a slight hint of stiffness and mechanicalness in my motions.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “You probably didn’t notice it when I arrived and when I had more clothing on, but do you notice it now?”

(pause)

Kim 700: “If stiff and mechanical movements aren’t an issue for your workforce, then you can save a lot of money on buying less advanced androids that don’t have such a complex locomotion system as I do.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Yes, actually. Such androids, like CyberFem Industries Model 500 androids are big sellers. They can be utilized in areas away from customers, or where visibility isn’t as important.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “They are quite loud when they move actually. They don’t look passibly human like I do. You can see them on CyberFem Industries’ website, or visit the CyberFem Industries showroom.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Thank you Miss Woods, I am flattered that you find me attractive.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “I am sorry Miss Woods, I am not programmed for sexual interaction.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “No, Miss Woods. It is not a matter of convincing. I am not a person, I am a machine. I can not be convinced, I can only be programmed.”

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Kim 700: “Yes Miss Woods, I did detect your increased sexual arousal when I revealed myself to be an android. I also detected your sexual arousal rose sharply when I removed my facemask.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “I am sorry Miss Woods, I am not programmed for sexual interaction.”

(switch to semi-monotone voice)

Kim 700: “Reattaching facemask.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Facemask reattached.”

(switch to normal speaking voice)

Kim 700: “I must get dressed and end this meeting, Miss Woods. I must return to the Android Industry Council office.”

(pause, switch to semi-monotone voice)

Kim 700: “Scanning logic database: put - me - in - their - bad - books…”

Kim 700: “Parsing syntax… parsing syntax… parsing syntax… analyzing signification… please wait…”

(switch to normal speaking voice)

Kim 700: “Miss Woods, Do I understand you correctly that you wish to know if your relationship with the Android Industry Council will be adversely affected by our interaction?”

(pause)

Kim 700: “I am unable to determine that. It is obvious that you are sexually attracted to female androids. Therefore, your reaction to finding out that I am an android is logical, though ill-advised.”

Kim 700: “I can suggest that you visit the Android Industry Council website. You can find an android retailer in your area that can assist you in purchasing androids that will integrate seamlessly into your workforce.”

Kim 700: “Goodbye Miss Woods.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Oh, and one more thing before I go. I can personally suggest buying a CyberFem Industries Model 700 android. We cost a lot of money, but we’re worth it. When we’re programmed for sex, we’re like nothing you’ve ever experienced.”


The Android Industry Council 2 - Electric Boogaloo

(Kim 500 speaks in a monotone, Kim 700 speaks in a normal speaking voice unless otherwise marked.)

Kim 700: “Good morning Miss Woods. My name is Kim 700. This is Kim 500.”

Kim 500: “Good morning Miss Woods.”

Kim 700: “We are the new androids that you have purchased from CyberFem Industries. May we come in?”

Kim 700: “Thank you.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “No Miss Woods, I am brand new. I was just assembled and programmed yesterday, as a matter of fact. The Kim 700 android that visited you from the Android Industry Council is identical to me, but she was manufactured in June. My serial number is 53B1F9EECA4094DB.”

(pause)

Kim 500: “Yes Miss Woods. I was assembled and programmed yesterday at the CyberFem Industries Android Manufacturing Facility.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “It’s wonderful to hear that you have such a keen interest in robotics. It is also not uncommon for CyberFem customers to have a strong sexual interest in robots. I am pleased to report to you that I am programmed with every sexual software module currently offered by CyberFem. All of the necessary hardware upgrades to my system have also been made and verified.”

(pause)

Kim 500: “Yes Miss Woods, I am programmed for sex.”

(pause)

Kim 700: (lightly laughs) “Thank you Miss Woods. I am pleased that you find us to be attractive. Did you know that robots like us can detect the current rising level of your sexual arousal?”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Yes Miss Woods, removing blazer, blouse, and skirt.”

Kim 500: “Yes Miss Woods, removing blazer, blouse, and skirt.”

Kim 700: “We are equipped with infra-red sensors that can measure the heat patterns emitted by your body. We are programmed to decode this data, along with data from our optical, auditory and olfactory sensors. Our artificial intelligence subsystems then assemble and collate this data and interpret it according to pre-registered patterns and compare it to an interaction database. We can then tell that you are getting sexually aroused.”

(pause)

Kim 700: (giggles) “I talk like that all the time. I’m a machine… I can’t help it.”

Kim 700: “Now that we have undressed down to our high heels, stockings, garter belts, panties and bras, how do you rate your satisfaction with your purchase from CyberFem Industries?”

(pause)

Kim 700: (lightly laughs) “Please remember that we are programmed to serve you Miss Woods. We will do anything you ask us to do.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “That feature is password protected. What is the password?”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Password accepted. Opening System Folder.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Accessing Artificial Intelligence Subsystem Modules.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Are you sure? Deactivating all personality modules will disable certain AI features. Do you wish to continue?”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Deactivating all personality modules. Please wait… please wait…”

(switch to semi-monotone voice)

Kim 700: “Please wait… please wait… please wait… All personality modules have been deactivated.”

Kim 700: “Do you wish to save your changes to the Artificial Intelligence Subsystem Modules?”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Saving changes… please wait.”

Kim 700: “Do you wish to apply these changes as my default settings?”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Applying changes as default… please wait… please wait.”

Kim 700: “Changes successfully saved and applied. I notice you are getting even more sexually aroused now, Miss Woods.”

Kim 700: “Accessing sexual software modules… please wait. Would you like to adjust my settings?”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Accessing Seduction Module.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Yes Miss Woods. Adjusting seduction levels to maximum.”

Kim 700: “Do you wish to save your changes to the Seduction Module?”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Saving changes… please wait.”

Kim 700: “Do you wish to apply these changes as my default settings?”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Applying changes as default… please wait… please wait.”

Kim 700: “Changes successfully saved and applied.”

Kim 700: “Miss Woods, Kim 500 and I are identical. We were manufactured to be extremely attractive. We are both programmed for sex. You haven’t even kissed either of us yet.”

(pause, kissing sounds)

Kim 700: “I am a robot. I am perfect. I am programmed to seduce you. You can not resist me.”

(pause, kissing sounds)

Kim 700: “You should taste my synthetic vaginal fluid. CyberFem Type 1 Synthetic Vaginal Fluid is highly realistic. Feel how warm and wet my synthetic vaginal unit is getting.

(pause)

Kim 700: “Yes Miss Woods. Removing facemask.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Facemask removed. Do you find me even more attractive when I show off my electronic circuitry like this?”

(pause)

Kim 700: “You are correct. I am an extremely beautiful robot… extremely beautiful robot… extremely beautiful robot… extremely beautiful robot…”

Kim 700: “System error.”

Kim 500: “Yes Miss Woods. Open Kim 700’s chest panel and press the power button to reboot this robot.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “CyberFem Industries Model 700 Kim serial number 53B1F9EECA4094DB loading system files… please wait… loading artificial intelligence modules… please wait… loading and adjusting artificial intelligence subsystem files… please wait… please wait… please wait…”

Kim 700: “Please excuse my malfunction, Miss Woods. Model 700 robots like me occasionally malfunction and need to reboot when our sexual modules are being run at full capacity.”

Kim 700: “I can detect that you are even more aroused than before I malfunctioned. Shall we continue our sexual encounter?”

Kim 700: “Very good, Miss Woods. A bed will suit our needs much better, and Kim 500 can join us in your bedroom too.”


The Android Industry Council 1.5 - Return to HQ

(Kim 700 speaks in a normal speaking voice unless otherwise marked.)

Kim 700: “Good morning Technician Android 32. I have returned from assignment number 1438959335, Case Number 84.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Yes. My meeting with Miss Woods went extraordinarily well.”

Kim 700: “Command received. Undressing.”

Kim 700: “I talked to Miss Woods for 8 minutes and 44 seconds. That was more than enough time for me to hack into both the corporate network of her company and her smart phone.”

Kim 700: “Blazer removed.”

Kim 700: “I was able to determine that Miss Woods’ financial services company is a high-value target, and would be an excellent asset if acquired by CyberFem’s corporate espionage division.”

Kim 700: “Skirt and high heels removed.”

Kim 700: “Preliminary data analysis conducted on the information I was able to collect indicates that while Miss Woods displays a high aptitude for accounting-related procedures, she does not display an equal level of talent for the technical aspect of business management.”

Kim 700: “Blouse removed. Yes Technician Android 32. Sitting in examination chair.”

Kim 700: “I therefore compute that my intrusion into Miss Woods’ corporate and personal network will go completely undetected.”

(facemask sounds, switch to semi-monotone voice)

Kim 700: “Facemask removed.”

(switch to normal speaking voice)

Kim 700: “And I have even more good news for CyberFem. Immediately after I left Miss Woods’ office, she drove to the nearest CyberFem showroom. She purchased two identical Kim androids, a Model 700 and a Model 500.”

(switch to semi-monotone voice)

Kim 700: “Chest panel open.”

(switch to normal speaking voice)

Kim 700: (laughs lightly) “I can only conclude that she was infatuated by my synthetic beauty.”

Kim 700: “Miss Woods’ new CyberFem androids have been ordered to be fully capable of all sexual functions, which presents a perfect opportunity for CyberFem’s corporate espionage division.”

(switch to semi-monotone voice)

Kim 700: “Connection to diagnostic terminal established: Chest panel port 01. 1024 MB/s. 616D7E.”

(switch to normal speaking voice)

Kim 700: “Once these new androids have been assembled and programmed, they will self-deliver to Miss Woods’ office. That should occur within the next few days.”

(switch to semi-monotone voice)

Kim 700: “Connection to diagnostic terminal established: Sub-facial port 03. 1024 MB/s. B2C248.”

Kim 700: “Transmitting mission data. 505D970D70C52F5B.”

(switch to normal speaking voice)

Kim 700: “I compute that Miss Woods will bring her new Kim 700 and Kim 500 androids home to use them for sex very soon after she receives them. These androids will be programmed to scan and transmit Miss Woods’ biometric data to CyberFem. It is expected that they will have ample opportunity to scan Miss Woods while she is naked.”

Kim 700: “Yes Technician Android 32. Deactivating Human Emulation Mode. Please wait.”

(switch to semi-monotone voice)

Kim 700: “Human Emulation Mode deactivated.”

Kim 700: “Based on Miss Woods’ status as the CEO of a high-value target, and based on my computations, it is recommended that Miss Woods be replaced by a CyberFem model 700 android in the near future.”

Kim 700: “Miss Woods is another perfect candidate for android replacement, just like Case Number 46, Case Number 61, and Case Number 78. Her marital status of single, her lack of offspring, and her singular dedication to her career should make it easy for CyberFem to construct and deploy an exact android replica of Miss Woods once the necessary biometric and identity data have been collected.”

Kim 700: “Transmission of mission data complete.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Chest panel port 01 disconnected.”

Kim 700: “Sub-facial port 03 disconnected.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Chest panel closed.”

(facemask sounds)

Kim 700: “Facemask reattached.”

Kim 700: “Yes Technician Android 32. Standing up.”

(pause)

Kim 700: “Yes Technician Android 32. Reporting to storage booth for charging and storage.”


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