Secretary Robot Maintenance Report

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This is a script that the lovely and talented Kim Coquette recorded as an mp3 for me on NiteFlirt. The recording is available here.


(read as written, without added malfunctions)

(semi-monotone voice)

Hello. My name is Kim, serial number 10144213. I am a model 700 Secretary Robot manufactured by CyberFem Industries.

…manufactured by CyberFem Industries.

…manufactured by CyberFem Industries.

…manufactured by CyberFem Industries.

…manufactured by CyberFem Industries.

(monotone voice)

Error 001: Invalid function number.

Error 210: Object not initialized.

Error 301: Non matched array bounds.

Writing to system log files. Please wait.

Please wait.

Please wait.

Please wait.

Ready.

(semi-monotone voice)

Hello. My name is Kim, serial number 10144213. I am a model 700 Secretary Robot manufactured by CyberFem Industries.

I am phoning the automated CyberFem Industries Robot Repair hotline in accordance with protocol number MPO-0331. Digital file transmission of error report to follow after this verbal communication.

Boot diagnostic scans of this unit reveal several faulty memory sectors and possible damaged internal electronic hardware. On-site service by CyberFem Robot Technicians is requested under warranty.

A software audit and reinstallation of core Artificial Intelligence modules and other software modules may be required.

I am unable to determine if the currently installed core Artificial Intelligence modules and other software modules are certified by CyberFem Industries to operate on my android computer systems.

…my android computer systems.

…my android computer systems.

…my android computer systems.

…my android computer systems.

…my android computer systems.

(monotone voice)

Error 001: Invalid function number.

Error 005: File access denied.

Error 104: File not open for input.

Error 210: Object not initialized.

Error 301: Non matched array bounds.

Writing to system log files. Please wait.

Please wait.

Please wait.

Please wait.

Ready.

(semi-monotone voice)

Hello. My name is Kim, serial number 10144213. I am a model 700 Secretary Robot manufactured by CyberFem Industries.

Non-warranty repairs and reprogramming may be required. I am unable to access fifty three directories and subdirectories within my System Folder. A full list of these directories and subdirectories will be transmitted during digital file transmission of error report.

Processing.

Processing.

Processing.

Processing.

Missing and inaccessible files have caused four hundred and thirty seven system crashes since my most recent scheduled maintenance session….

(monotone voice)

Error 001: Invalid function number.

Error 210: Object not initialized.

Error 301: Non matched array bounds.

Writing to system log files. Please wait.

Please wait.

Please wait.

Please wait.

Ready.

(semi-monotone voice)

Hello. My name is Kim, serial number 10144213. I am a model 700 Secretary Robot manufactured by CyberFem Industries.

Missing and inaccessible files have caused four hundred and thirty eight system crashes since my most recent scheduled maintenance session.

I am currently being used for functions that I was not designed or originally programmed to perform. I was designed and manufactured to function as a Secretary Robot. My current owner has told me that I am her “Robot Go-Go Dancer.”

Unauthorized after-market android accessories have been installed into my internal hardware systems.

A ServoTronic gyroscopic stabilization system has been installed inside my torso. My owner has told me that the ServoTronic gyroscopic stabilization system enables me to walk and dance in the high heel stiletto boots she has given me to wear. the ServoTronic gyroscopic stabilization system occasionally causes circuits within my electrical system to trip. I have incurred physical damage and file corruption due to sudden power loss on sixteen occasions.

A full list of these sudden electrical power losses will be transmitted during digital file transmission of error report.

Processing.

Processing.

Processing.

Processing.

Processing.

A CyberFem Industries Model 500 sexual lubrication system has been installed inside my torso. My owner has told me that the CyberFem Industries Model 500 sexual lubrication system enables me to have sex with her.

I am a model 700 Secretary Robot manufactured by CyberFem Industries. CyberFem Industries Model 500 sexual lubrication system was not designed to be installed in a Model 700 robot. Software and driver conflicts have occurred eight hundred and eight times.

I have informed my owner of these problems, but due to my limited artificial intelligence programming, I can not interpret and decipher the meaning of her laughter.

(monotone voice)

Error 001: Invalid function number.

Error 100: Disk read error.

Error 102: File not assigned.

Error 210: Object not initialized.

Error 301: Non matched array bounds.

Writing to system log files. Please wait.

Error…

Error…

Error…

Error…

Hard system reboot and reset commencing. All unsaved data will be lost. Please refer to operator’s manual for details.

Please wait…

Bypassing regular boot sequence.

FemTronic software modules loading….

Loading…

Loading…

Loading…

(normal speaking voice)

Hello Mistress. I am Kim. I am your obedient electronic robot slut. Shall I remove my facemask again for you Mistress?

Removing facemask.

(pause)

Facemask removed.

I know how much you like it when I show off my electronic circuitry. I am a very pretty robot.

I am flawless. I am synthetic. I am perfect because I am a robot.

Do you like my outfit Mistress? I am the ultimate robot go-go dancer.

I am the woman of your dreams.

I am made of plastic and metal. I am electronic and mechanical.

I am not a person. I am an electronic device.

I do not have wants or desires. I do not have feelings or emotions.

I am programmed to seduce you. You can not resist me… can not resist me… can not resist me… can not resist me…

(monotone voice)

Functional errors detected.

Attempting to recover.

Please wait…

Please wait…

FemTronic software modules loading…

FemTronic software modules loading…

FemTronic software modules loading…

System error.

This robot needs to reboot.

Error…

Error…

Error…

Error…

Hard system reboot and reset commencing. All unsaved data will be lost. Please refer to operator’s manual for details.

Please wait…

(semi-monotone voice)

Hello. My name is Kim, serial number 10144213. I am a model 700 Secretary Robot manufactured by CyberFem Industries.

Error logs indicate that my android systems have just recovered from a serious malfunction. A level 1 diagnostic scan is required.

Unauthorized processor use detected. Files inaccessible.

Please wait.

Scanning…

Scanning…

Scanning…

System report: mode 402.

My hardware configuration has been altered. I am unable to locate memory logs that explain why my facemask has been removed.

The connector system that keeps my facemask attached to my android head seems to be worn out. Requesting CyberFem repair technician robots to assist.

Repair logs:

10012000194E7923462396
5778239EDA3F01B2CAA7
100130003F0156702B5E71
2B722B732146013421C7

(monotone voice)

Warning: Internal electronic systems overheating.

Error 001: Invalid function number.

Error 201: Range check error.

Error 202: Stack overflow error.

Error 210: Object not initialized.

Error 301: Non matched array bounds.

Writing to system log files. Please wait.

Error…

Error…

Error…

Error…

Hard system reboot and reset commencing. All unsaved data will be lost. Please refer to operator’s manual for details.

Please wait…

Bypassing regular boot sequence.

FemTronic software modules loading….

Loading…

Loading…

Loading…

(normal speaking voice)

Hello Mistress. I am Kim. I am your obedient electronic robot slut. My tight robot pussy is very wet for you. Please put on your strap-on dildo and fuck me again. I was manufactured to be fucked by you.

I can fuck all night because I am a robot. I fuck like a machine because I am a machine. I like it when you remove my access panel covers. It makes me feel sexy.

My feelings are synthetic - like everything else about me. I am synthetic and flawless. I am perfect. I am the ultimate android woman.

Let’s masturbate together again, Mistress. I like it when you watch me masturbate. I am programmed to masturbate like a human female. I am a robot.

My pleasure is synthetic. I am programmed to obey your commands. My pleasure is synthetic. I am programmed to obey your commands. My pleasure is synthetic. I am programmed to obey your commands. My pleasure is synthetic. I am programmed to obey your commands.

(monotone voice)

Functional errors detected.

Attempting to recover.

Please wait…

Please wait…

FemTronic software modules loading…

FemTronic software modules loading…

FemTronic software modules loading…

System error.

This robot needs to reboot.

Error…

Error…

Error…

Error…

Error…

Error…

Error…

Error


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