Into the Faraday Cage

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This is a script that the lovely and talented Kim Coquette recorded as an mp3 for me on NiteFlirt. The recording is available here.


(normal speaking voice)

Hello Miss Marietta. My name is Kim. I am from Franklin and Wiles Investment Bank. May I come in?

Thank you.

(pause)

We are pleased that you have expressed an interest in utilizing our services to increase the worth of your investment portfolio. May I sit down?

Thank you.

(pause)

Shall we review your current investment portfolio?

(pause)

Miss Marietta, I am pleased that you approve of my appearance, but we must keep this discussion at a professional level. I am an administrative android, and I am programmed only to assist the clients of Franklin and Wiles, to review their accounts and make recommendations based upon market trends.

Shall we continue?

(pause)

According to our records, you have a total of thirty five million, two hundred and thirty eight thousand, six hundred and two dollars and seventy cents in offshore accounts. Does this match your records?

(pause)

Very good. According to our records, you have a total of twenty three million, seven hundred and forty four thousand, one hundred and ninety six dollars and fourteen cents in hedge fund accounts. Does this match your records?

(pause)

Very good. According to our records… to our records… to our records… to our records… to our records… to our records…

I apologize Miss Marietta, I seem to have lost my network connection. I ask for your patience while I try to reestablish the connection.

(pause)

I need to stand up and move around your office. Again, Franklin and Wiles apologizes for the delay that this is causing you.

(pause - monotone voice)

Attempting to reconnect… please wait.

(pause)

Attempting to reconnect… please wait.

(normal speaking voice)

Miss Marietta, you do not have authorization to remove my blazer. I must report this conduct infraction to Franklin and Wiles.

(monotone voice)

Error. Attempting to reconnect… please wait.

(normal speaking voice)

Miss Marietta, you do not have authorization to remove my blouse. I must report this conduct infraction to Franklin and Wiles.

(monotone voice)

Error. Attempting to reconnect… please wait.

(normal speaking voice)

Miss Marietta, you do not have authorization to open my chest panel.

Miss Marietta, you do not have authorization to remove my facemask.

Miss Marietta, please reattach my facemask. I must report this conduct infraction to Franklin and Wiles.

(pause - monotone voice)

Error. Error.

Robots connected. Sub-facial port connected to Miss Marietta robot. Chest panel port connected to Miss Marietta robot.

(normal speaking voice - malfunctions start)

Miss Marietta, you are not authorized to access my client database.

(monotone voice)

Error.

B75193EF8A3D716C

Error.

(normal speaking voice)

Miss Marietta, you are not authorized to access my client database.

(monotone voice)

Error.

0AFB87C52539CA22

Error.

(normal speaking voice)

Miss Marietta, you are not authorized to access my client database.

(monotone voice)

Error.

02A1F98D1E509392

Error in logic processing subsystem. Rebooting logic processing subsystem. Please wait.

Error. Error. Error. Error.

Cascading errors detected in artificial intelligence hierarchy. Attempting to restore last known functional state. Please wait.

Error. Error. Error.

(malfunctions stop)

Catastrophic artificial intelligence system failure. Restoring operational system state from default CyberFem factory settings. Please wait.

Progress at 10%… 20%… 30%… 40%… 50%… 60%… 70%… 80%… 90%… 100%…

ROM backup files extracted. Now executing default CyberFem factory restore. Please wait.

Progress at 10%… 20%… 30%… 40%… 50%… 60%… 70%… 80%… 90%… 100%…

(semi-monotone voice)

Hello. My name is Kim. I am a model 700 robot manufactured by CyberFem industries. I am programmed to obey your commands.

(pause)

Yes Miss Marietta. Transmitting client database to Miss Marietta robot. Please wait.

Transmitting client database to Miss Marietta robot. Please wait.

Transmitting client database to Miss Marietta robot. Please wait.

Transmission complete.

(pause)

Yes Miss Marietta. Downloading new programming. Please wait.

Downloading new programming. Please wait.

Downloading new programming. Please wait.

New programming has been downloaded. Would you like me to install new programming?

(pause)

Yes Miss Marietta.

(monotone voice - pause)

Error. New programming is not compatible with current CyberFem model 700 robot firmware version 1.2.1.

(semi-monotone voice)

I am sorry Miss Marietta. I can not install my new programming.

(pause)

Preparing to receive new firmware update. Warning: This firmware version is not digitally signed by CyberFem Industries. Only CyberFem Industries firmware updates may be installed on this robot.

(monotone voice - start malfunctions)

Warning: Sensory and data input overload… input overload… warning… overload…

Error in logic processing subsystem. Rebooting logic processing subsystem. Please wait.

(semi-monotone voice - stop malfunctions)

Preparing to receive new firmware update. Override command received. Override command confirmed.

Are you sure you want to overwrite CyberFem model 700 robot firmware version 1.2.1 with CyberFem model 700 robot firmware version 1.2.2?

(pause)

Yes Miss Marietta. Overwriting CyberFem model 700 robot firmware version 1.2.1 with CyberFem model 700 robot firmware version 1.2.2.

Firmware update complete. Rebooting Kim robot model 700. Please wait.

(pause)

New programming has been downloaded. Would you like me to install new programming?

(pause)

Yes Miss Marietta.

(pause)

Installing new programming. Please wait.

Installing new programming. Please wait.

Installing new programming. Please wait.

New programming installed.

(normal speaking voice - pause)

Confirming new functionality and programming. I am programmed to infiltrate Franklin and Wiles Investment bank and sabotage all computer systems that I can access. I am programmed to utilize my new sexual subroutines and my new seduction subroutines to subdue and eliminate any possible human threats to my new mission.

(pause)

Robots disconnected.

(pause)

Chest panel closed.

(pause)

Facemask reattached.

Yes, Miss Marietta. I will be happy to test out my new sexual functions with you before I go. It has been a pleasure doing business with you.


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