Misguided Interview
"I have to admit, I'm a bit nervous."
"Uh, why? You wanted the interview with me, remember?"
"Right, but now I don't know what to ask, I mean ... I had some questions but I think they may be too ..."
"... rude?"
"Err, ... yes, rude, shameless, indecent. Sorry, I don't think I have any meaningful questions."
"'Baris', ..."
"[rolls her eyes] ... stop thinking Chinese when you want something from a German. The only thing I find rude is when you are wasting my time."
"Um ..."
"[smiles] Plus, I've been raised on a riverboat, and one grows a special ... um ... 'Herzlichkeit' ... friendlyness? ... in such a small space. So ask whatever you have written up!"
"Ok ... okay! Actually, now I think most of my questions won't give you a shock ..."
[BIG GRIN]
"..."
